John Maus

me: i'm going to write him a letter
and ask him if he's an anarchist
and ask him on a date

sean: john maus?

....

me: i'm going to send him a copy of the call

sean: lol, do it!
send him a pretty copy of at daggers drawn

me: should i send him my poetry, too?

sean: depends on the poem, i suppose

me: a romantic poem about some one else? a poem about civilization? a sexy poem? a poem about space?
these are the things i write about

sean: a sexy poem
but in your second letter
after he replies, tells you he's already read the call three times, that he is an anarchist who hates cops and who would love to go on a date with you